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Answer the questions
Take a short, unserious assessment of your suspiciously human habits, opinions, and coping mechanisms.
Humanity verification SaaS
Prove you’re probably a person.
Get a free, shareable certificate of humanity—then customize, print, or frame the evidence. Perfect for the timeline, the group chat, and an aggressively ironic LinkedIn update.
No credit card. No biometric scan. Minimal existential risk.
Status
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The founder promise
A joke that respects the assignment.
Free means free
Your digital certificate costs nothing and is ready to share.
Clearly novelty
Funny by design, transparent about what it is, and never sold as identity verification.
The human protocol
Three steps. Zero Turing tests.
Carbon Based turns your deeply normal online behavior into a certificate worth posting.
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Receive your verdict
Get a personalized humanity score and a digital certificate built to survive the group chat and the LinkedIn feed.
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Make it physical
Upgrade your result to a print-ready certificate, framed edition, or novelty merch when pixels are not official enough.
Degrees of officialness
Start free. Escalate responsibly.
The certificate is the point. The frame is a lifestyle choice.
Digital Human
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For anyone with a browser and something to prove.
- Shareable digital certificate
- Standard humanity score
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Maximum evidence
Certified Human+
From $19
One-time purchases. Final price depends on format, framing, and customization.
- Custom humanity score and certificate details
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- Optional framed physical edition
- Access to rotating novelty merch
Certified Human-Run Business
Custom badges, team certificates, and brand licensing for organizations with actual people inside.
Fine print for humans
Reasonable questions, mostly reasonable answers.
Final verification
The internet deserves proof you’re human.
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