About Carbon Based

Carbon Based makes novelty certificates for people who are online enough to find the phrase “certified human” both reassuring and suspicious. The digital certificate is free, shareable, and designed to travel without an instruction manual.

Our mission is simple: turn the ordinary fact of being human into a surprisingly satisfying artifact. Paid options add personalized humanity scores, print-ready and framed editions, novelty merchandise, and licensing for genuinely human-run businesses.

Carbon Based is entertainment, not legal identification, biometric verification, or a substitute for asking someone whether they are a robot.